stupid questions

Most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations...

At the movies:

When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.


When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

Laugh Out Loud

• فيه حمصي قالوا له أعطناإسم طير بحرف الباء توقعوا ماذا قال؟

قال : بروستد

كان فيه نمله جالسه في اخر الفصل رافعه حواجبها ليه؟

امها شادّتلها البكلة

فيه سودانيه جابت ولدين واحد اسود والثاني ابيض ليش؟
لأن الحبر خلص

مرة خليجي وانجليزي وياباني ..راحو شلالات نياغرا حتى يجربو الصدا ..
فقال الخليجي:هلا... رد الصدا : ..هلا ..هلا..هلا..
وقال الانجليزي هلو..وجاه الصدا هلو..هلو..هلو..
وقال الياباني تشين شان شنونج ..رد الصدا ..ها؟؟؟؟؟

واحد كريم تزوج وحده كريمه .. جابوا ولد ..... عطوه الجيران

أحول ( الله يعافيه ولا يبلانا ) سجل في الجيش ... حطوه في القصف العشوائي

محشش يسأل: اليوم سبت ولا احد؟ قالو: الإثنين. قال:ماشاالله كلهم مجتمعين؟

my favorite quote

** To be a star you must shine your own light, follow your own path and don't worry about the darkness for that is when stars shine the brightest **