stupid questions

Most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations...

At the movies:

When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.


When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding......